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February 14 2006
Updated July 2006

River Swim in Nong Khai

(How to Drown in the Mekong in 5 Easy Steps)

Part 2

Going into the water, it felt warm and non-threatening. Like other rivers it was a muddy bottom and there was no visibility. Open your eyes under water, all you see is brown sludge. I started swimming out at a relaxed pace. So far so good. I kept my head out the water and adopted a modified crawl stroke so I could concentrate on the focal point of the Laos shore. I did not want to drift off course. I was aiming for a piece of land next to the boat dock and it was about one kilometer across. The spot of land I was aiming for was a grassy outpost that would allow me to climb up and take a brief rest, allow my wife to take a photo of me across the river from the soon-to-be-distant Thai shore. Then I would swim back.


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The journey started out okay, a non-threatening, easy swim. I was swimming for about five minutes, and could feel what I thought was a gentle current. I didn’t look back. I had probably swum about 50 meters out. I felt that my instincts were correct and people were exaggerating the difficulty of the swim. It was then that I decided to look back, and this was the beginning of my undoing.

Looking back to the Thai shore I realized that I had drifted about 200 meters down river past my point of entry. I was way beyond the Mut Mee guesthouse, past the Wat (temple) next to the guesthouse and was already way beyond the Thai immigration pier. This meant that the current was carrying me down river at about four times the rate that I was swimming across the river. That meant that if I reached the Lao side at the current rate I was swimming at, I would be about 4-5 kilometers down river. Swimming back from the Laos side I would end up in no man’s land about 10 kilometers from down river from my point of entry. No one would be there to meet me. I had no money and no passprt, only my shorts. I would look like a lunatic on the side of the road, waterlogged, muddy and exhausted, when I crawled out of the water. Maybe this was not such a good idea after all.

The currents were stronger than I thought. I thought that I’d better turn around and re-think this plan. I changed direction and began swimming back to the Thai shore. It was at this time that I began to feel the full strength of the current sideways. I looked back at the Thai shore. There were numerous Thai people on the shore who were all looking at me with looks of concern bordering on panic. I imagined them thinking, “That foreigner is about to die and I have a good seat for the show.”

As I struggled to make it to the Thai shore, the current was moving so fast that it was difficult to see any progress. I just kept on getting pushed down river and my swimming strokes seemed futile compared to the force of the Mekong current. I didn’t seem to be getting any closer to the shore but I kept getting pushed farther down river. I tried to recall the advanced life-saving course I took many moons ago to become a qualified lifeguard, and reminded myself that all I had to do was stay calm and keep a moderate pace and sooner or later I would reach the shore. The Thai people staring at me from the shore, with their mouths open with astonishment, offered little assurance. There were no lifeguards around and no one was preparing a rope to throw to me. I was the day’s entertainment, the crazy foreigner who died in the Mekong.

 

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