As
we sat before him I opened my hands, but he offered
them only a glance. Turning his head alternately down
and away, and then glancing cursorily at my face,
the toothless soothsayer began his raspy response,
ticking off his prescient postulations with no need
for books or charts, or even a careful analysis of
my hands or face. Perhaps his physical underdevelopment
promoted greater mental capability.
"You drink too much beer." That's pretty good I thought,
but not amazingly insightful considering that I'm
a young farang in Thailand. "You will marry in 2-3
years." Again, possible but not particularly mind
blowing. "You will live into your 70's". Another statistically
safe estimate, and a somewhat relieving one too; a
life of extravagance is surely worth a mere 30 years
shaved off the twilight of my life. "You should open
a restaurant." Now that caught my attention. For one
thing, it wasn't as if he was rambling off every conceivable
prediction that he could think of. Another was that
this was one of the things Khun Heng had also said
to me. Although we were unable to determine the methods
he used to prophesize, I was determined to learn more.
Pi
Ouan had been referred to me by a friend who was a
respected business woman. Like many Mor Doo, she began
studying astrology in order to know more about her
own life. Pi Ouan approached astrology with a professional,
scientific mien. In fact, she holds a BS from Chulongkorn
University and did laboratory research before becoming
a self taught astrologer 16 years ago.
Not only was her analysis of my background and character
as detailed as it was accurate, she also agreed with
several of the assessments that I was dubious of from
my initial reading with Khun Heng. She explained that
because I was born on a Wednesday I should avoid the
color pink when selecting a color for my car or when
dressing for important business negotiations (still
no problem). She also supported the restaurant theory.
In appreciation of her keen evaluation of my character,
I began to give more thought to the validity of the
other claims she had made, as well as the principals
upon which they were based. Sensing my desire to learn
more, Pi Ouan arranged for me to meet an instructor
at the International Astrological Association.
The Association is located on the grounds of Wat Rachanada,
the metal spired temple near Democracy Monument. Inside
several small rooms, aspiring Mor Doo are given instruction
in a variety of subjects. Thirty to forty classes
are available to both novice and practicing Mor Doo.
Courses last from three months for basic Tarot to
one year for advanced astrology. As an International
Astrological Association they offer instruction in
foreign disciplines such as German Tarot, Uranian
Astrology, and even Feng Shui.
Ngo Heng, Thai Astrology, Palmistry, and Numerology
were cited as the most popular courses among the students
I encountered. These students were mostly middle aged
Thais, although a few younger students, including
one monk, were waiting attentively for their class
to begin. However, despite its international curriculum,
courses are taught in Thai only and there has been
just one farang who has ever studied there.
I spoke with Ajarn Jessada Kamlhai before his astrology
class began, and I asked him how it was that Mor Doo
can foresee the future. I was curious if Mor Doo have
psychic abilities or is the process simply statistics
based on ancient empirical evidence? Ajarn Jessada
believes that a Mor Doo's techniques are more scientific
than supernatural. He trusts that the data upon which
astrological or physical readings are based is factual.
A Mor Doo simply gathers information from a person
and then relates that to the characteristics or predispositions
that apply to that information.
Facial characteristics are often the first information
a Mor Doo will evaluate. Ajarn Jessada told me I do
not "bow" to others easily, based on the length of
my earlobes! It seemed to me that an adept Mor Doo
will utilize several methods of forecasting to compile
an accurate analysis. The skill involved in producing
an accurate reading is simply having a greater understanding
of the interrelationships between all of the different
variables.
Nonetheless, some Mor Doo still believe that psychic
energy plays an important role. "Everyone has some
psychic energy" Ajarn Jessada conceded, "but not everyone
knows how to use it. You must know yourself, and you
must exercise this skill in order to develop it."
Pi Ouan believes psychic energy is helpful for empathizing
with and understanding her clients. During my reading
she even revealed to me that I possess psychic abilities.
Science or not, most Mor Doo agreed with my assessment
that a good astrologer must understand aspects of
psychology. They may help a person understand themselves
better and that could assist them in making difficult
life decisions. According to Ajarn Jessada confidence
in oneself is more important than the information
provided by a Mor Doo. He believes it is a Mor Doo's
duty to talk to people supportively, to help build
their confidence.
But what of the more ominous predictions I had been
told? Be careful around water, Khun Heng had advised
me. That's great advice just prior to my month long
surfing vacation, isn't it? Pi Ouan warned me against
launching any business ventures for one year beginning
this August. When I told her that is precisely the
time I intend to do so, she practically double-dog
dared me to. She honestly believes that any business
I begin at that time will fail "within 3 months".
How could I not be at least a little influenced by
that? I guess the real question is, will I…?
My definitive answer is: Maybe. And ironically, I
have been told that is typical of what a Libra would
say.